I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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