I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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