I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We need to rekindle our bromance
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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