let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
