Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think I won the penis lottery.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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