sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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