If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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