A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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