just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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