Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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