ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
