I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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