She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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