I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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