dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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