And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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