To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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