oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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