Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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