Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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