No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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