Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
