I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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