the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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