its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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