I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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