I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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