did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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