what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
