Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Randomize
