She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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