Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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