I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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