I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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