No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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