remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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