there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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