Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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