Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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