I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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