ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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