I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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