I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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