there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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