Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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