I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
