3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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