i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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