If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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