I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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